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The Big Bad Boogey Woogey Man
Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2024
I'm no George Foreman when it comes to grilling. I'm not some fat, old timey punch bag riding the coattails of my fleeting fame and noteriety for a few degrading measley bucks.I could never be that lucky,,,So, as I was saying I'm pretty much a novice griller, mostly because my yield on cooked food is approximately 45% - yeah, I know, bush league numbers for sure. It was a wonder how my wife and her boyfriend continued to put up & live with me! Such shame in the kitchen!. Resolutely following her orders on hiring a third party productivity consultant to establish more bountiful yields, We were thrilled to find it was all attributed to HOT DOG LOSSES!You see like so many other Americans I was uninfomed and tried to simply pick up hot dogs with grill tongs!! BIG MISTAKE!! I now proudly boast a 100% YIELD ON DOGS!!!Thanks to these nifty HOT DOG GRABBERS!!! GET YOURS TODAY!!!(Now pretend I'm an old fat washed up punch bag, and buy yours today)This is not a paid endorsement.Vote Klingon.
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