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A Birthday? in this Economy? - Funny Birthday Cards for Men Women Him Her - Great for 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th Birthday Gifts for Mom Dad Best Friends or Coworker - Includes 1 Card & 1 Envelope

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  • Inflation is up, savings are down, but guess what? You still have to celebrate your birthday! This hilarious card is the perfect way to poke fun at the times while making sure your favorite person gets the recognition they deserve (even if their 401(k) doesn’t). Whether it’s for your best friend, mom, dad, coworker, or that one person who won’t stop complaining about gas prices, this card brings the laughs without breaking the bank. Ideal for milestone birthdays like 30, 40, 50, or 60—because let’s be real, aging is expensive enough! Includes 1 premium card and 1 envelope, because even in this economy, you deserve nice things.
  • HILARIOUS BIRTHDAY CARD FOR MEN & WOMEN: Give the gift of laughter with this witty and charming birthday card that stands out from the usual, predictable greetings. Whether you're celebrating your best friend, brother, sister, mom, dad, or any fabulous person in your life, this card delivers the perfect blend of humor and heart. Ideal for milestone birthdays from 30th to 90th, it’s a fun and lighthearted way to remind them that age
  • ELEGANT BOUTIQUE-STYLE DESIGN: This beautifully crafted 5x7 inch folded birthday card is designed to make a statement with its sleek and stylish look. Featuring high-quality printing and a sophisticated touch, it’s perfect for those who appreciate a little extra flair in their celebrations. Paired with a trendy, eco-friendly Kraft envelope, this card not only delivers a heartfelt (and hilarious) message but also adds an extra touch of charm to the gift-giving experience. Whether you’re handing it to a best friend, family member, or coworker, this thoughtfully designed card is sure to impress before they even open it!
  • MAKE IT TRULY SPECIAL: This beautifully designed birthday card isn’t just another generic greeting—it comes with a witty and humorous message inside to bring an instant smile to their face. Perfect for adding a fun touch to their special day, this card strikes the perfect balance between humor and charm. And while it already delivers a laugh, there’s still plenty of space for you to add your own heartfelt note, an inside joke, or a personalized birthday wish. Whether you keep it short and sweet or go all out with a heartfelt message, this card ensures their birthday feels extra special. It’s not just a card—it’s a keepsake they’ll want to hold onto!
  • PROUDLY MADE IN THE USA: This high-quality birthday card is thoughtfully designed and carefully handcrafted right here in the USA, ensuring top-notch craftsmanship and attention to detail in every single piece. By choosing this card, you’re not only getting a beautifully made product but also supporting local artisans and small businesses dedicated to creating unique and high-quality stationery. From the premium materials to the meticulous printing and finishing touches, every step of the process is done with care to provide a greeting card that feels as special as the person receiving it.



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Bette Blue
Reviewed in the United States on March 9, 2025
I ordered this Gelid On The Day You Were Born, The Stars Were Perfectly Aligned - Funny Happy Birthday Cards for Women Her Sister - Humorous Thinking of You Gift Idea Best Friend - Bday Card for Bestie Girlfriend (Stars Aligned).The good: This card is hysterical. I have a self-described B in my life and plan on giving this card to her next year on her birthday. Card stock is good quality. Kraft-type paper envelope included.The bad: The card itself is folded or cut poorly. You can see the white of the inside of the card when looking at the card from the back or front. The white is glaringly obvious against the deep blue of the outside of the card.Fun card and my friend will love it. If your B has a great sense of humor, so will she.
Bruce
Reviewed in the United States on March 8, 2025
Solid paper feel with clean and clear graphic print.Inside of the card is completely blank. So I did some humorous quotes and statements fitting our great again President.
Zandra Dee
Reviewed in the United States on March 7, 2025
Great card, it absorbs the pen or marker ink quickly so there is minimal to no bleeding or streaks!
b irish70
Reviewed in the United States on March 3, 2025
Very cute! Since my daughter has been feeding a baby possum....this was a GREAT card! Thanks
Lilibeth
Reviewed in the United States on March 13, 2025
Love this card - definitely will make your special someone laugh. The card is blank on the inside so enough space to write what you would like.
AmyC
Reviewed in the United States on March 12, 2025
Hahaha perfect for any possum lover! Birthday greeting inside leaves plenty of room to write your own good wishes. It is quality made and good value for the price.
TippySkippy
Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2025
I love the Fairy Godpossum artwork on this card! I can't wait to give it to my friend who loves opossums, which are really great marsupials. The card is made from heavy, quality paper. The printing is bright & clear as well. The brown kraft envelope is just as nice.
Lisa
Reviewed in the United States on February 24, 2025
I got this card for my best friend, and let me tell you—it was like the universe itself whispered, “This is the one.” The moment she opened it and saw the word “bitch” elegantly displayed, I cackled so hard.The quality is top-notch, the message is both savage and sentimental, and it perfectly captures the essence of our friendship: a little rude, a lot of love. 10/10 would buy again for the next deserving birthday queen (or menace).
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