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HOLEY HIKER BIDETS
Introducing the Holey Hiker Bidet 2.0: the ultimate portable bidet that will change your life—or at least your butt's life! Compact and designed to fit almost any water bottle, this lean, mean, cleaning machine is the result of four wild years of mad scientist-level tinkering. Perfect for thru hikers, day hikers, fishing boats, truck drivers, cyclists, and even homebodies, the Holey Hiker Bidet uses the least amount of water to leave you shower-fresh every day.
We're trying hard to keep it local:
1-Texas-sourced plastic
2-Family-owned injection molding in CT
3-New Hampshire-procured O-rings
4-Connecticut-based final assembly
5-Product insert printed right up the road from me
6-My 80-year-old parents lovingly put on most of the O-rings!
Fits almost all bottles!
The Holey Hiker bidet fits almost all plastic bottles regardless of their thread size. There are a couple super cheap "dollar store" bottles in which it's a bit loose.
It's Tiny!
Weighing in at just over 4 grams, this little marvel takes up less space than your organic toothpaste tabs. Slip it into your backpack or travel bag, and you'll barely know it's there—until you need it!
Not just for Pooping!
My family keeps one in the car, and we use it when we get off the beach. No salty skin driving home and no sand in the car.
Need help with your aim?
Simply hold the bottle with the arrow pointing at your thumb, and voilà—perfect aim every time!
What are people saying?
"The Holey Hiker has a much lower rate of water consumption than any other bidet and is remarkably effective."
"Holey Hiker Bidet is the way to go. Hands down the best design possible. Order 3 or 4. Not 1... You'll regret one. I keep one at work. One in my EDC. One in my backpack. And one I keep in the bathroom at home."
"The Holey Hiker Bidet is really efficient and strong. I work in the field that uses a lot of water applications. I've run machines that can pressurize water up to 55,000 PSI. Nozzle design is not something to dismiss as easy. Paul should be rewarded for his outstanding dedication to his design. It's seriously the best thing I've ever bought."
"Holy Hiker is the only bidet that should ever be considered for purchase. Paul the Backpacker is THE bidet guy."
Made in USA, Designed in USA
I'm Paul, founder and creator of Holey Hiker Bidets. And those bidets in the picture with me are not to scale! My little bidet has been my passion project the last four years. Our business primarily has grown through word-of-mouth and posts from happy users across the internet. While we are new to Amazon, there are nearly 10,000 Holey Hiker Bidets being used across the world! Holey Hiker Bidet is a proud small business located in Connecticut. I hope you order a Holey Hiker Bidet and experience the same thing I did after my first time. The joy of a shower fresh bottom and the thrill of leaving no toilet paper behind. Get a Holey Hiker Bidet today!
Please note: You'll be getting a bidet in a small package with a small insert with directions - no fancy added packaging - we're all about that minimalist, trail-ready vibe.